This is the 8th Episode of Sonic Underground
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Queen Aleena: (Narrating) My Children & their New Friends must learn about the Great Outdoors, the Forest is so beautiful, I really like my children to see it, but there's a legend that they don't know. It's the Legend of the Giant 20FT Bear
(We can see the Van in the Forest)
Sonia: The Legend of the Great Forest is really beautiful
Spongebob: (Sighs) It is beautful
Edd: A nice world of Nature for this place I might add
Zaktan: It looks just like my Jungle
(There was a "POP")
Owen: What was that?
Sonic: Don't tell me we've hit a flat, not now! (Stops the van)
(Everyone goes outside & notices a Flat Tire)
Duncan: It's a Flat Tire
Patrick: Like a Pancake?
Squidward: I guess we're staying here for a while
Edd: Let's camp here for the Night
Spongebob: Great Idea
Manic: We can always go for Camping
Reidak: Yeah, now let's see, Campfire check, Van check, Marshmellows check, Guitar check
(everyone notices a Tent)
Sonia: What the?
Spongebob & Patrick: (in a tent, complete with sleeping bags and books, the two are laughing)
Edd: A nice Idea
Zaktan: Ok let's camp here
Xplode: Alright
Duncan: Alright
Courtney: It's nice to camp here
Ezekiel: It's like the Ol' Country, eh? But with a Tent
(We see a Camera spying on them)
Avak: Well let's camp here until we get a Brand New Tire
DJ: Ok, let's camp here
Harold: Alright, let's do it
(The Camera cuts to Robotnik)
Dr. Robotnik: Those Hedgehogs are here?!
Sleet: I'm afraid so sir
Dr. Robotnik: They are gonna ruin my Deforestation, you & Dingo must get rid of these Hedgehogs
Sleet Yes sir
Dingo: Ok
Dr. Robotnik: I wonder what happen if those Swatbots attack those Rodents in the Forest along with that Spongebob & his new Friends (Evil Laughter)
(The Camera cuts back to our Heroes)
Squidward: Why is the Tent, 10 feet from the Van?
(Everyone is in the Tent except Squidward)
SpongeBob: Aww, it doesn't matter where you are as long as you're outdoors. While all those soft city folk are safe in their beds reading books, we're out here, pitting ourselves against the formidable forces of nature. You wanna join us?
Squidward: No.
SpongeBob: Okay. Have fun inside. (Squidward leaves & everyone else pull their book back out, along with a flashlight, and begin to read and Ed giggles)
Squidward: (pops back into tent, glaring) What do you mean, "have fun inside"?
Eddy: Just.... have fun inside! See you tomorrow.
Squidward: Oh. Bye. (exits; Everyone else resume reading; Squidward enters tent again and gasps) You little sneaks! I see what you're doing!
Rotor: What?
Squidward: Don't think I can't see what you're doing!
Thunder: What?
Squidward: You're saying I can't take it!
Sonic: But all I....
Squidward: (holds up tentacle) Aah. You're saying I'm soft! You think your little "have fun inside" challenge is gonna make me come camping with you, but that is never gonna happen! There's no way I'm gonna sit out here all night with you two losers! So, get used to it! (exits tent)
SpongeBob: Okay. Have fun inside!
Squidward: (pokes head back into tent, blowing SpongeBob, Patrick & everyone else back with his loud voice) That's it! I'm in! I'll show you camping! (runs into the van)
SpongeBob: (to Patrick) Squidward's gonna come camping with us! (both climb out of tent and giggle)
Sonic: This outta be good
Squidward: (emerges with large camping backpack) Now you'll see how a real.... ugh! (falls face forward on the ground, squished by the immense backpack) ....outdoorsman does it! (climbs out from underneath; pulls pouch from backpack) Here we are, my remote-controlled, self-assembling tent. Watch and learn.
(SpongeBob takes out binoculars, Patrick a notepad and a pair of half-moon glasses)
Manic: Ok
Squidward: (tosses pouch into the air and presses the remote, but the power fizzles and the tent appears, unassembled in a pile on the ground)
SpongeBob: That was great, Squidward.
Owen: But how do you get inside?
Patrick: Yeah, it's all crushy-looking.
Thok: And flat
Squidward: It isn't put up yet, you idiots! (grumbles, picking up the tent and fiddling around with it)
SpongeBob: (still acting like he and Patrick are taking notes) Customization!
Patrick: Genius!
Ed: Nice!
(Squidward beats on the tent with a wooden stake)
SpongeBob: He's tenderizing the ground!
Patrick: Of course!
Meltdown: It's more like beating on the tent with a Wooden Stake
Corroder: Very well put
(Squidward is still struggling with the tent)
SpongeBob: Write that down, write that down!
Patrick: (still appears to be taking notes, but there is just a tic-tac-toe game in progress on his notepad)
Manic: That's a game called "Tic-Tac-Toe", you know that
Patrick: Oh!
Squidward: (gives the pile a huge kick; it automatically becomes an assembled tent) Huh? Voila! (the perfect tent collapses to pile form again)
Ezekiel: (Chuckles) That's funny eh?
Squidward: (pushes it out of the way) But what could compare to just lying out under the stars? (takes a lone blanket and places it on the ground; SpongeBob and Patrick applaud vigorously)
Thunder: Nice work Mr Widward
Squidward: That's Squidward you Imbicile
Thunder: Oh right.
Squidward: Well, I've worked up an appetite as big as all outdoors. Time for a little grub. I suppose you two are gonna stew up some twigs and rocks, right?
Edd: (laughs) Nope, we've got something even better! Marshmallows. (pulls out "Marsh King" bag and pops a marshmallow into his mouth) Mmm.... just like the astronauts eat I might add.
Patrick: (has round fishbowl over his head like the helmet of an astronaut suit; imitates static noise) Patrick to SpongeBob. Patrick to SpongeBob. Do you read me? Over.
SpongeBob: (also has "helmet"; imitates static noise) SpongeBob to Patrick. I read you. Over.
Patrick: (static) Patrick to SpongeBob. I like going (static). Over.
SpongeBob: (static) SpongeBob to Patrick. (static) Me too.
Ed: My Turn
Patrick: (static)
SpongeBob: (static)
Ed: My turn
(the two repeat noises & Ed kept saying "My Turn after Spongebob repeated noises & followed by Patrick, Squidward looks immensely annoyed)
SpongeBob: (static) SpongeBob to Patrick. Help yourself. Over. (holds out Marsh King bag)
Patrick: Yummy! (takes marshmallow and crams it into his mouth, smashing his "helmet") Patrick to SpongeBob. The deliciousness has landed!
Edd: That's wierd, but cute
Squidward: Well, you astronauts can eat marshmallows, but I'm gonna have a can of Swedish Barnacle Balls (holds up can so we can read its label), just as soon as I can get my can opener from the van.
Reidak: But Squidward, didn't you take a can opener when you hiked out here?
Squidward: Why would I bother? We're ten feet from my house.
Zaktan: But this is the wilderness! It just doesn't seem to fit the camping spirit.
Eddy: Pretty weenie....
Squidward: All right, all right, gimme a marshmallow. (begins toasting his marshmallow lightly.)
(Everyone is roasting Marshmellows)
Owen: Mmmm Marshmellow
Patrick: (sitting across from him, sets his on fire and tries to blow on it to cool it down, but the marshmallow flies off and hits Squidward in the face. Patrick gets another marshmallow and repeats the same thing twice. After two marshmallows to the face, Squidward ducks, but the third marshmallow has a boomerang effect and hits Squidward in the back of the head.)
Sonic: How'd it do that?
Harold: I don't know, it's like the 3rd Marshmellow that Patrick accidently burned has a Boomerang effect from Australia
All: We know Harold !
Squidward: Okay. Besides spitting molten food stuffs at me, what else do you do for fun?
SpongeBob: Well, after a long day of camping, it's nice to unwind with a nice, relaxing campfire song.
Sonic: A nice Campfire will relax us, fire away!
(Spongebob starts singing)
Spongebob: I call this one "The Campfire Song Song".
Let's gather 'round the campfire and sing our campfire song, Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song, And if you don't think that we can sing it faster, then you're wrong, But it'll help if you just sing along....
Patrick: Bum bum bum....
SpongeBob and Patrick: C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song!
C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song And if you don't think that we can sing it faster, then you're wrong, But it'll help if you just sing along....
Spongebob: C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song Patrick!
Patrick: SONG! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E....
SpongeBob: Squidward! (Squidward is silent) Good!
It'll help....
it'll help.... if you just sing along!
(SpongeBob smashes his ukelele like a guitar at the end of a rock show; Patrick does the same with his drum set; SpongeBob screams)
Spongebob: Oh yeah!!
(The Song ended)
Spongebob: Ahh, now, wasn't that relaxing?
Sonic: Nice going
Eddy: Nice work
Ed: Ed is happy
Squidward: No! This is relaxing. (holds up clarinet and begins badly playing "Kumbaya"; SpongeBob and Patrick look alarmed)
SpongeBob: Oh no! I'll save you, Squidward! (picks up marshmallow and slingshots it at Squidward; it goes up his clarinet and sticks in the back of his throat; SpongeBob comes over to assist him) Squidward, are you all right? That's it, chew, chew, and swallow. There, better?
Squidward: BETTER?! I was just fine until you lodged that ballistic junk food into my windpipe!
SpongeBob: But I had to! It's too dangerous to play the clarinet badly out here in the wilderness!
Sonia: Why?
Spongebob: It might attract.... a Giant bear.
Squidward: (in a low, cautious tone) A sea bear? You mean like the ones that.... DON'T EXIST?!
SpongeBob: What are you saying?
Squidward: There's no such thing! They're just a myth.
SpongeBob: Oh no, Squidward, sea bears are all too real.
Sonia: Spongebob is right, there's a legend about the Giant Bear, he's 20 Feet Tall, weighed 3000 Pounds & he's a really big Eater
Squidward: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!
Patrick: Well, maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb!
SpongeBob: Patrick's right, Squidward. Giant bears are no laughing matter. Why, once I met this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy's cousin...
All: WE GET IT?!?!
Spongebob: Sorry, but here's a list you shouldn't do to keep the Giant Bears away. First off, don't play the clarinet.
Squidward: Okay. Then what?
SpongeBob: Never wave your flashlight back and forth really fast.
Patrick: Flashlights are their natural prey.
Squidward: You're kidding.
SpongeBob: Don't stomp around. They take that as a challenge.
Patrick: Yeah.
Duncan: Go on.
SpongeBob: Don't ever eat cheese.
Owen: Sliced or cubed?
SpongeBob: (whispers with Patrick) Cubed. Sliced is fine.
Geoff: Yeah, yeah, and?
SpongeBob: Never wear a sombrero....
Patrick: ....in a goofy fashion!
SpongeBob: Or clown shoes.
Patrick: Or a hoop skirt.
SpongeBob: And never....
Patrick: Ever....
SpongeBob: Ever....
Patrick: Duh!
SpongeBob and Patrick: ....screech like a chimpanzee!
DJ: Wow, that's so many things that attracts a Giant Bear
SpongeBob and Patrick: (huddling together, shuddering) They're horrible!
Squidward: And.... and suddenly I have the sense we're all in danger.
Katie & Sadie: Why?
Squidward: I don't know.... (runs off and returns with a flashlight, clown shoes, hoop skirt, sombrero, and tray full of cubed cheese; a diabolical look is on his face) Just a feeling!
Justin: (horrified) No.
Squidward: Yes.
Beth: No.
(Squidward begins making chimp noises)
Ed, Edd & Eddy: Squidward, please don't!
(Squidward continues hooting, stomping, and waving flashlight around)
Kevin: This is gonna end in Disaster
Jonny 2x4: Right on
Plank: Chao
Mr. Krabs: Mr. Squidward, stop please?
Squidward: (Ignors everyone & keeps on Hooting, stomping & waving flashlight around)
(Meanwhile)
Dingo: A giant bear?
Sleet: Don't worry, we'll scare the pants off of them (uses his Shapeshift Remote to transform Dingo into a Giant Bear)
Dingo: Ok
Sleet: It's time for action
Dingo: (Hides in the Bushes)
Sonia: Please cut it out Squidward !
Squidward:
Squidward: (laughing) You guys are so gullible. See? I did everything that attracts a sea bear, and nothing happened. If sea bears really exist, why didn't one show up?
Heather: Maybe it's because you're not wearing your sombrero in a goofy fashion.
Squidward: Oh, pfft. Sorry, how silly of me! You mean like this? (Squidward tilts his sombrero to the right, laughing, but someone off-screen takes the hat and turns it upside-down instead)
Bridgette: No. Like that.
Dingo: (Growls like a bear at our Heroes)
Owen: GREAT PYRAMID OF GIZA!
Dingo: (Roars very loud)
Owen: Aaaaahhh!! (starts running around everyone else; Lindsay, Gwen, and Beth look terrified; Cody's so scared that he can't move) We're all going to die! We're going to get eaten alive by a bear! Oh, the horror! Somebody help us! (everyone is still scared, but Heather & Eddy gets annoyed with Owen) I want my mommy! (Heather trips him)
Sonic: Up the tree
(Everyone climbs up the tree with the Giant Bear (Dingo) going around the Tree)
Trent: So, what do we do now?
Heather: Don't look at me.
Gwen: It was Sonic's idea to climb the tree.
Heather: Well, why don't you ask the bear hunter expert?! Hey, Owen, what now?!
Owen: How should I know?!
Leshawna: Dude, you said you killed a bear!
Owen: I was being theatrical!
Heather: (to Owen) This is all your fault! If you hadn't been growling like that, we never would have attracted him to our site!
Owen: (screams) Excuse me for living!! (starts sobbing, then hits his head thrice against the tree)
Trent: Hey, hey, ease up on the guy, after all he's a bear because we're in Mobius now
Owen: Now why didn't I think of that before (Jumps off a Tree) (Roars) I'm a Bear
Dingo: Uh Oh. Not Good ! AHHH!
Owen: (Tackles Dingo & the both of them started fighting each other & Owen was winning) I've won!
Dingo: (Being tied up with Rope) Oh, I almost had them
Sleet: Dingo you Idiot, can't you do anything...(Notices Owen grins at him) right?
(Moments Later)
Sleet & Dingo: (Being tied up by Cody)
Cody: There
Dingo: (Mocking) The Jokes on you, we called a swatbot patrol
Sleet: Shut up, you idiot !
Katie: A Patrol of Swatbots?
Sadie: This is not good
(We see a Giant Robot Bear)
Patrick: Yep, that's a robot
Sonic, Sonia & Manic: (Activate their Medallions)
Sonic: Let's juice & jam time
(The Triplets fires at the Robot Bear causing it to Explode)
KABOOM
Owen: WHOO HOO!
Squidward: That was close
Spongebob: We gotta stop Robotnik's Deforestation, but how?
Vezok: Then Let's go defeat his Deforestation Machine
Sonic: Then let's do it to it !
(The Camera cuts to the Deforestation Machine, it looks like a Chomper)
(We see our heroes goes through the Window of the Main Bridge where Robotnik is)
Sonic: We're baaaaack!
Dr. Robotnik: Swatbots get them!
(100 Swatbots surrounded our Heroes)
Dr. Robotnik: Your time is up
Manic: Our Medallions are Drained
Owen: Dear Abby, we're gonna die!
Rolf: We must not give up
Dr. Robotnik: Oh yeah, Swatbots, on the count of 3, dispose those Rodents. 1....2....
ROAR
KABOOM
(We see a REAL Giant Bear attacking the Swatbots)
Dr. Robotnik: WHAT?!?!
Giant Bear: (Grabs hold of Robotnik's Collor) NOT COOL! (Mauls Dr. Robotnik, off screen, but we can see the Giant Bear & Robotnik's Shadows)
Dr. Robotnik: (Screams in Horror & Pain)
(Our Heroes watched in Horror except for Duncan, Reidak, Gwen & Zaktan)
Duncan: Oh gross! Awesome
Gwen: Yeah! Right on!
Reidak: Oh yeah, this is Awesome
Zaktan: Alright !
Giant Bear: (Grabs our Heroes, puts them on his Back & runs in 4 Feet)
Sleet & Dingo: (Returns to see the Deforestation Machine destroyed by the REAL Giant Bear)
Sleet: Dr. Robotnik are you ok?
Dr Robotnik: (looking all banged up) No! (Knocked out)
Dingo: We betta fix him up
Sleet: Alright Dingo, if you say so
(The Camera cuts back to our Heroes)
Izzy: Rocking the Fish sticks, nice!
Geoff: Thanks for saving us big guy
Giant Bear: I'm glad to help, it's too bad I don't have to Kill Robotnik, but I made him suffer by mauling him & shreding his Cape & knock him out as well.
Duncan: (about the movie they just saw) There was hardly any hacking. Not like "Bloodbath 2: Summer Camp Reign of Terror!"
Gwen: No way! That's my favorite movie. I love when the killer jams that guy's hand inside the lawnmower.
Duncan: Or when he pushes that chick off the dock and she lands on a propeller blade that slices her in half.
Duncan and Gwen: Or when he shoves that big dude's head inside the wood chipper!
(A scared DJ screams and jumps into Leshawna's arm while Gwen and Duncan give hi-fives)
DJ: Dude, that is not cool
LeShawna: (Puts DJ down)
Rolf: Ah, the Giant Bear have saved our lives, we must worship him with some food
Giant Bear: Well, I am kinda Hungry
Owen: Me too
Sonic: Oh brother
Noah: Ok, those Bears are really Hungry you know that
Rolf: Here's the Big Basket filled with food for the Legendary Giant Mobian Bear
Giant Bear: Thanks (eats all of the Food)
Sandy: Come on let's go
Eva: (Changes a Flat Tire with a Brand New Tire) There, happy now!
Gwen: Alright, let's get going
(Our heroes goes inside the Van & drove away)
Ed: By the way, there's a legend about a Giant Mobian rhinoceroses!
Squidward: What attracts them?
Patrick: The sound of a bear attack.
Harold: (Notices a Message from Queen Aleena) It's from your Mother Sonic
Sonic: Really? What's it say?
Harold: It says "Thank you for saving the forest of the Giant Mobian Bear, I'm proud of you, the Giant Bear you saw, I've sented him so he can resuce my Children, your journey is yet to come & I love you Sonic, Sonia & Manic, from Queen Aleena"
Sonia: Mother have saved us yet again
Eddy: Wow, your mother is helpful
Sonic: Yes, after all she is the Queen of Mobius
Patrick: I wonder what happen to Robotnik?
Kevin: Don't worry about him, I'm still mad at those Dorks
Ed: Dorks?
Sonia: Dorks?
Eddy: Don't ask, please?
(Back with Robotnik)
Dr. Robotnik, Sleet & Dingo: (Surrounded by 12 or 13 Giant Rhinoceroses)
Sleet: Heh. Good thing we're all wearing our anti-sea-rhinoceros undergarments, heh heh. Right, sir?
Dr. Robotnik: Huh?
The End