This is the 7th Episode of Sonic Underground: Crossover
Character Debuts: Cyrus
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Queen Aleena: (Narrating) There's a big Lesson learned from Ed, he relieses that if he look into himself & his friends beside him, he'll have a fun time with their Friends
(We see Ed sleeping in the Van in his Normal Clothes)
(Ed's dream is about to begin)
Ed: [in his own little world] 1, 2! Tie my shoe! 3, 4! Close the door! [slams the door and the badly drawn house collapses] 5, 6! Grab some sticks! [picks up two lampposts] 7, 8! Lay them straight! [drops them on a bad doodle of Robotnik] 9, 10! A big fat hen! [hugs said big fat hen and flies away; hatches from falling eggs] 11, 12! [Ed gets slapped by Eddy]
Eddy: "Ed!" [Ed returns back to the real world and wakes up] Get up, stupid! You're wasting time! We have a mission to take care of.
Ed: (Wakes up) Ok Eddy
Squidward: How long is he sleeping?
Sonia: In about 5 Hours
Patrick: Wow, Ed's Tired
Spongebob: Come on we got work to do
Manic: I've just finished the Nano Cam (Shows them the Nano Cam, it looks like a Spider)
Sonia: Ew, get it away
Manic: Relax, it's only a Robot
Ed: (To Nano Cam) Come to your master
Reidak: Very nice.
Owen: Get that Spider away from me (Accidently knocks the Controlls to the Nano Cam off of Manic making the Nano Cam malfuction & goes around Ed) Oops, sorry Swearies!
Ed: (Still has a smile on his face) Stay back, back, back
(The Nano Cam goes under the bed)
Ed: (Looks under the bed) Obey Me!
Sonic: Ed's kinda crazy here
Duncan: You can say that again
Eva: Really Nice
Noah: Well Hardy Har Har
Gwen: Well without the Nano Cam, who's going to spy on Robotnik?
DJ: Let's draw straws
Lindsay: Whoever has the Longest Straw gets to spy on Robotnik
Courtney: Let's draw
(Our Heroes starts drawing straws & Ed has the Longest Straw)
Ed: I win!
Edd: I guess it's worth a shot
Meltdown: Ok Ed, good luck
Ed: Why thank you
(The Camera cuts to Robotnik's Base)
Ed: (climbs up the wall & Goes through the Window inside & hides in the Shadows so the Swatbots don't see him) I must complete my Mission (Goes through the Air Vent) Here we go (Starts hearing Voices) I hear something
Dr. Robotnik: I made this Robotercizing Ray to Robotercize those Freedom Fighters in over 10 Miles & the Hedgehogs as well
Sleet: We need a Giant Battery to power up this Ray Gun
Dingo: There's one in the Basement, be right back (Goes down the Stairs)
Ed: A Raygun? Hmmm?
Harold: (In Communicater) Harold to Ed, come in Ed, this is Harold, over
Ed: Robotnik is using the Ray gun to robotercize the Freedom Fighters in over 10 Miles
Sonic: (In Communicater) Ok, all you have to do is to Destroy that Ray gun, got it?
Ed: Got it ! (Opens the Hatch & falls out of the Air Vent) Ouch! (Looks up to see Sleet) Oops
Sleet: Oops indeed Ed (Evil Laughter)
Ed: PREPARE TO MEET YOUR MAKER! (Rams into Sleet, sending him flying to Robotnik)
Dr. Robotnik: What the?!
Sleet: (Crashes into Robotnik) Sorry sir
Dr. Robotnik: Swatbots, get that Croc!
(The Swatbots charges at Ed)
Sonia: (In Communicater) Don't worry, we'll be there to help you
Ed: Okey dokey, Sonia! (Attacks the Swatbots)
(The Swatbots surrounded Ed)
Ed: Eddy! Double D!
Dr. Robotnik: (Grabs Ed's Collor) Now it's time you to be Robotercized and...(Sniffs) AHHHHH!!! (Passes out)
Sleet: Sir, are you ok? (Sniffs) P.U.
Dingo: I'm back with the...(Sniffs) What's that Horrible Smell?!
Ed: (Shuts down the Swatbots & destroys the Ray Gun with his Teeth) All done
Dr. Robotnik: Get that Stinky Smell away from me!
(Dr. Robotnik, Sleet & Dingo heads inside a Fresh Air Dome)
Ed: (Locks the Dome up, so Robotnik, Sleet & Dingo can't get out) I win!
(The Dome is Sound Proof so Ed can't hear Robotnik, Sleet & Dingo at all)
(Our Heroes have made it inside)
Spongebob: We're here to...(Notices the Swatbots are all defeated by Ed)
Ed: Hiya Guys!
Manic: That's Impossible, how did he defeat all of the Swatbots all by himself
Tyler: I don't know, but somethng smells odd
Sonia: (Sniffs) Eww, your right
Edd: There's a horrible odor coming from you-know-who!
(Everyone turned to Ed)
Ed: North to Alaska!
Sonic: [unimpressed] Ed stink? So what else is new?!
Edd: Not like this, Sonic. I think I'm gonna be sick! [runs off]
Vezok: Hey, get back here Double D
Sonia: (Plugs her Nose) We gotta figure out why Ed stink
Rolf: Let's find out ja?
Sandy: It's a good thing I wear this Air Helmet
Zaktan: Ok, let's examine Ed
(The Camera cuts back to the Van)
Ed: (Sitting on a Chair) I'm a Noodlehead & your not
Reidak: (Uses a Fly to examine Ed) Hold still Ed
Ed: Hello Fly
(The Fly flies to Ed's Jacket Pocket & it fells to the Ground)
Sonia: [panic-stricken] There! In his pocket!
Vezok: Quit yelling in my ear!
Ed: Don't make me laugh, all that is here is my lucky cheese chunk.
[Ed waves the chunk under Sonia's nose]
Sonia: Oh my lord!
Ed: Say hello to Sonia, Sheldon.
Sonia: That's disgusting, Ed!
Ed: No Sonia, that's Sheldon. He's lived in my pocket for 57 days now!
Sonia: 57 days?!?!
Sonia, Lindsay, Beth & Courtney: EWW!
LeShawna: Dude, your one sick ticket
Squidward: It smells like something is wrong with your brain & dies
Ed: That's Sheldon, my lucky cheese chunk
Sonia: Don't even think of giving me that disgusting Cheese of yours Ed & let me dispose of it right now [attempts to take Ed's jacket off via barge pole, but is then pulled into the jacket]
Ed: Comfy?
Sonia: [popping frantically out of Ed's jacket] FILTHY! STINKY! SMELLY!
[Sonia then goes to shower herself in her Portable Shower]
Reidak: Where'd she get that?
Zaktan: I don't know
Sonia: [poking her head out of the shower] Ed, I insist you remove that jacket immediately!
Ed: OK! If you give me your hat.
Sonia: [getting dressed offscreen already & comes out of the Shower] My hat? I don't wear a hat.
Ed: Ok then I want Double D's Hat
Edd: My hat? Why, that's the silliest thing I've ever heard. Absolutely not.
Duncan: Give him the stupid hat so we can go on a mission or something!
Sonia: [ignoring Duncan and going head-to-head with Ed] The point here is that I don't smell.
Ed: Oh, yes it does.
Sonia: No, I do not! You're just saying that because I said your jacket stank.
Ed: Stinky hat!
Sonia: You've got a repulsive fermenting detachment of cheese in your pocket, Ed!
Ed: STINKY HAT!
Sonia: ODIFEROUS STANK COAT!
Ed: STINKY HAT!
Sonia: RANCID ROQUEFORT WRAP!
Ed: STINKY HAT!
Sonia: REPUGNANT PARMESAN POCKET!
Ed: OH, YEAH?! STINKY HAT!
Sonia: COAT OF CANTANKEROUS CAMEMBERT!
Ed: STINKY HAT!
Eva [getting in between to break it up]: SHUT UP! BOTH OF YOU!
[Sonia & Ed glare at each other & and turn away]
Eddy: Oh, come ON- WE'VE GOT A MISSION TO RUN HERE!
Heather: (Gets angry) ENOUGH ALREADY ! I've been surrounded by a bunch of Morons
Eddy: We betta think of something to get rid of that Cheese in his pocket
Patrick: But how? He likes his Cheese so much
Spongebob: I look nothing like a piece of Cheese
Sonic: Wait you do
Sonia: Looks we have a plan
Spongebob: You do? What?
(Moments later)
Spongebob: (Goes inside Ed's Pocket) I'm in
Sonia & Edd: (Holding a Jar)
Spongebob: (Grabs Sheldon from Ed's Pocket) Got it
Avak: (Grabs Sheldon & puts it in a Jar & closes it) There
Edd: [inhaling and exhaling deeply] Success.
Sonia: Finally the Stink is gone
Manic: Come on, we gotta stop Robotnik, we have to meet up with Cyrus
Ed: Aha! That's my lucky cheese chunk! [snatches the jar with the stinky cheese inside]
Avak: Hey!
Edd, Sonia & Courtney: [jumps onto the jar lid]
Courtney: I beg you, in the name that is decent, please don't open this jar, Ed!
Ed: No go, Joe! [twirling the lid and Sonia, Courtney & Edd] It might spoil! [opens jar, green odor charges to Sonia, Courtney & Edd's face]
Courtney: P.U.
Sonia: Yuck!
Edd: Defile! Soily! Profane!
Sonia: Oh Eck!
Ed: (kisses Sheldon and puts him back in his pocket) Home sweet home, huh, Sheldon?
Eddy: (Looks into the Lake) Oh great, now what?!
Mr. Krabs: We'll never make it to Cyrus that way
Vezok: Maybe we can tell Cyrus about Ed's Cheese Chunk.
(Moments later, Edd is speaking to Cyrus through the Screen)
Edd: And that's how it happen
Cyrus: I see, you mean to tell me that Ed still has his Stinky Cheese Sheldon for 57 days?
Edd: That's Correct & Sonia, the Girls & I can't stand that smell.
Cyrus: Never mind about that, I got a mission for you, Robotnik is about to rebuild the Ray Gun
Hakann: He never gives up does he?
Beth: No he doesn't
Cyrus: He'll rebuild it for the next 3 Days
Lindsay: 3 days? Ok Cyro we'll destroy that Ray Gun
Cyrus: That's Cyrus, Lindsay & good luck
Edd: (Turns off the Screen)
Spongebob: We betta get to bed, we need some energy for tommorrow
Sonic: Anyways, let's sing a song so we can go to sleep
Ed: Is it my turn to sing?
Manic: Well it's worth a shot
Ed: Ok
(Ed starts singing)
Ed & Underground: Why is it never easy for us
Ed: Why’s the road that we travel always so rough
There’s no easy choices, never clear cut
Ed & Underground: Oh why, tell me why is it never easy for us
Ed: We’re standing at the crossroads once again
With a storm up ahead
And our back to the wind
Got to reach down inside, try to find some strength
Another mountain to climb, another river to swim
Underground: Why is it never easy for us
Ed: Why’s the road that we travel always so tough
No easy choices, never clear cut
Ed & Underground: Oh why, tell me why is it never easy for us
Ed: Oh why, tell me why is it never easy for us
(The Song has ended)
Corroder: Ed's good
Xplode: Looks like he's a Natural
Sonic: Anyways, let's go to sleep
Thok: Ok
Izzy: Goodnight everybody
Harold: Goodnight
(Our heroes goes to sleep)
(The Camera cuts back to Robotnik)
Dr. Robotnik: We gotta do something about Ed's Stinky Cheese
Sleet: We can try stealing it
Dr. Robotnik: Good idea, let's go
(Robotnik founds the Van & goes inside)
Dr. Robotnik: (Whispers) I'd betta be quiet (hears Ed's Snoring) Aha (Grabs Ed's Stinky Cheese) Got it (Runs away with it)
(In the Morning)
Ed: (Moaping)
Spongebob: Ed?
Ed: (Sobbing)
Patrick: What's wrong?
Ed: My Cheese Chunk Sheldon is gone!
Eddy: Well, we have a mission to atend to
Owen: I'm thinking that's a yes
(The camera cuts back to Robotnik)
Dr. Robotnik: I got it, I got it (Evil Laughter)
Citizen: Excuse me?
Dr. Robotnik: I didn’t do it! (sees Citizen) Ohh, heh-heh, can I help ya?
Citizen: Yeah, I’m ready to order.
Dr. Robotnik: Wait a minute? Does this look like a Resturant to you?
Citizen: I’ll take a CHEESE
Dr. Robotnik: (becomes surprised) What did you say?
Citizen: I said, I’ll take a CHEESE
Dr. Robotnik: Huh?
Sleet: I don't know what's he's saying, but He says he wants CHEESE CHEESE
Dr. Robotnik: What?
Citizen: And a CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE
Dr. Robotnik: Huh? (everything & everyone is chanting the word "Cheese" as Robotnik goes crazy. Looks at the chart and sees "Cheese" as an item for everything) Huh? I didn't write that. (keeps thinking and hearing the people chanting "Cheese") Who said that?! What?! (The Chanting continues) (Hearing Sonia's & Ed's Voices)
Sonia: The point here is that I don't smell.
Ed: Oh, yes it does.
Sonia: No, I do not! You're just saying that because I said your jacket stank.
Ed: Stinky hat!
Sonia: You've got a repulsive fermenting detachment of cheese in your pocket, Ed!
Ed: STINKY HAT!
Sonia: ODIFEROUS STANK COAT!
Ed: STINKY HAT!
Sonia: RANCID ROQUEFORT WRAP!
Ed: STINKY HAT!
Sonia: REPUGNANT PARMESAN POCKET!
Ed: OH, YEAH?! STINKY HAT!
Sonia: COAT OF CANTANKEROUS CAMEMBERT!
Ed: STINKY HAT!
(As our Heroes arrive, Dr. Robotnik started to Scream)
Dr. Robotnik: STOP IT! STOP IT! OH, OH CAN'T YOU HEAR IT? YES I DID IT! I DID IT! I TOOK THE CHEESE! IT"S HERE, UNDER THE FLOORBOARD! OH PLEASE, MAKE IT STOP! IT'S THE HORRIBLE SMELL FROM THAT DISGUSTING CHEESE I'M SORRY BUT I CAN'T! TAKE! THE INFERNAL & SMELLY SCENT NO MORE!!!! (Lifts up the Floorboards & takes out Ed's Cheese Chunk & gives it back to Ed)
Sonic: Looks like Ro'butt'nik has gone crazy, now let's ram him
(The Underground activate their Medallions & fires at Robotnik making him go fly up to the Roof)
Rotor: Preaty
Eva: Whatever
Ezekiel: Like what's up?
Dr. Robotnik: (Crashes to the Ground) The deed is done (Knocked out)
Sleet: Get him Dingo (Turns Dingo into a Venis Fly Trap by using the Shapeshift Remote)
Dingo: (Tries to bite our Heroes, but Ed grabs his Mouth & ties it up in a Knot & throws Dingo at Sleet, making Sleet turning Dingo back to Normal)
Ed: Knock, Knock! (Destroys the Ray Gun)
Squidward: We've done it
Meltdown: We've may have defeated Robotnik but he'll be back trust me
Ed: Um, guys? Can we do something else?
(The Camera cuts back to the Van)
Ed: (Notices Queen Aleena watching him) Hello
Queen Aleena: (Walks away while Giggling)
Sonia: Hey Ed, sorry about all this Cheese incidents
Ed: That's ok, I've also brought (Shows Sonia a Dead Fish Carcass) Angus, My-more-than-lucky-fishy
Sonia: (Screams) Yuck! Get that Dead Fish away from me!
Ed: I want your Clothes
Sonia: Would you dispose of that Dead Fish, it's started to stink?
Ed: (Gets Angry) Stinky Hat!
Spongebob: Here we go again
DJ: Oh brother
Geoff: Yeah, you said it DJ, oh brother
Sonia: Get that Smelly Dead Fish away from me right now!
Ed: Stinky Hat !
Sonia: Eddy!
Eddy: (Facepalms) Oh boy
The End
