Sonic Boom: Crossover/Episode 103

Plot:

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Soundtrack:

Virtual Riot - Idols (EDM Mashup)

Pegboard Nerds x MisterWives - Coffins

Do Not Disturb:

[Scene: Sonic's Shack, day.]

[Sonic is sleeping in his hammock. He talks in his sleep.]

Sonic: No. Stop. You're pure evil. Why are you coloring my arms?

[Saliva falls on Sonic's face. Sonic opens his eyes and is shocked to find out who is there. A widabit sniffs him. Sonic smells the widabit, and flinches in disgust.]

Sonic: Ugh. You need a bath. And a shower. And to get the heck out of my shack! What are you anyway?

[The Widabit roars at Sonic, blowing him over his hammock.]

Fluttershy: Oh, I'm terribly sorry, Sonic. But you not believe what I found in the woods.

Sonic: (rubbing his head) Ow, please warn me next time.

Fluttershy: Sorry again. I found this poor creature in the woods, there aren't this many in the woods.

[Fastidious Beaver appears at Sonic's doorstep.]

Fastidious Beaver: Actually, it's a widabit, an extremely rare and majestic species.

Sonic: It doesn't seem so majestic to me.

[The widabit drops some saliva on the ground. Fastidious discovers it]

Fastidious: Ooh! Is that slobber? That means she's chosen your shack for her nesting ritual. Now get out and don't return her until she's finished!

[Fastidious pushes Sonic out of his shack.]

Sonic: Whoa whoa whoa. Time out. What do you think you're doing?

Fastidious: I represent the Endangered Species Coalition. They made me chairman because they wanted to hold meetings in the library.

Sonic: Really? Working that clout, huh?

Fluttershy: I kinda sorta asked them for help to know what kind of creature it is. It turns out it is endangered in this dimension.

[Amy appears on Sonic's porch.]

Amy: Mr. the Hedgehog. As vice-chairman of the ESC, I need you to vacate the domicile until this creature finds its true soulmate, and completes the courtship's ritual.

[Sonic facepalms, grunting in anger.]

Sonic: Alright alright. You made a fair point.

Fluttershy: It's ok Sonic. I'm sure we'll make it up to you soon. Right now we can find a new place to sleep in for the night.

[Scene Change: Tails' House, day.]

Eddy: (playing a video game with White Spy, while Black Spy made peace signs for his video game victory over White Spy) Come on, I've already told you!

White Spy: I'm doing it! This game cheats anyway!

Eddy: X, Circle, X, Double Left, Right, Trigger, Down, Square, Square!

White Spy: Oh double square! Thanks!

[Sonic arrives at Tails' House. Team Crossover & Tails opens the door. Sonic is holding a pillow.]

Sonic: Hey guys. (Seeing the Noir Spies playing a monster battle theme video games, winches at the sight of Black Spy's monster got devour with a single huge bite by White Spy's monster) Ow! Hey! (Coming over to Tails) Anyway, It's been too long since we've had a slumber party.

Tails: Huh?

[Sonic throws his pillow on the couch. Sonic places himself on the couch and puts his feet on the table. Tails places a magazine under Sonic's feet.]

Sonic: Ooh. Sidekick Magazine. I wonder who's number two this month.

[Sonic takes the magazine from under his feet and reads it. Tails places another magazine under his feet.]

Fluttershy: Sorry, there's been a bit of a teeny tiny problem. (Whispers to Tails & Team Crossovers about the endangered species)

(Coffins playing as Montage music)

[A montage then plays. The montage starts out with both Sonic and Tails playing a video game. Sonic celebrates his first win. In the next scene, they then play inside a tent. In the next scene, Sonic passes a can to Tails. Tails opens the lid and a toy spring jumps out and lands on his head. In the next scene, Sonic picks up a bottle of fizzy drink from the fridge, shakes it and puts it back in, walking away quietly. In the next scene, Tails opens the shaken bottle and the fizzy drink sprays out all over his face while Sonic watches. Sonic laughs while Tails shows a miserable look, but eventually looks at Sonic with a smirk. In the next scene, Sonic dances as he celebrates another win over Tails (who is annoyed) in a video game. In the next scene, Tails walks into his house, only to find Sonic playing his video game and his living room a mess. The sight leaves Tails annoyed.]

[Scene Change: Meh Burger, day.]

Amy: So, how are things at the man cave? You two must be having a blast.

Sonic: Heck yeah! I love destroying Tails in Mutant Wrestling every night. [Firmly smacks Tails in the back] Ain't that right, buddy?

Tails: [Unconfident] Yeah... Heh.

Dave the Intern: Order up, for... Sanic?

Sonic: Uh, I-I think you mean Sonic.

Dave: No. It says Sanic right here.

Sonic: This may take a minute. [Runs off]

SpongeBob: So, sorry about being a roommate to Sonic. I know the same fate with Squidward when he quits the Krusty Krab over Mr Krabs' rant & accusations on Squidward for stealing his first time, which is inside his pants the whole time & then accuse Squidward again for putting the dime in his pants. You don't want to know what I've been through.

Boggy B: That crab has greedy issues, you know that?

Ed: Can I get the butter?

Tails: [Worried] I can't take it anymore. You guys gotta help me. He's my best friend, but living with him is a nightmare. Any idea how much longer the widabit is going to be at Sonic's shack?

Amy: Could be months. You can't hurry love.

Tails: But maybe we can push it along.

Zaktan: What do you mean?

[Scene Change: Sonic's Shack, day.]

[Tails is busy installing a loudspeaker, screwing in the last few screws.]

Tails: Just a few tweaks, and the widabit call will be up and running.

[Tails jumps off the ladder and presses a button on his remote. A widabit sound plays from the loudspeaker.]

Sonic: Sounds like Eggman after Meh Burger's all-you-can-eat promotion.

[Another widabit approaches Sonic's Shack where the other widabit is residing. Sonic, Amy and Tails watch on as the two widabits snarl at each other.]

Amy: They... don't seem to be hitting it off.

[The female widabit wants to start a fight with the male widabit. The male widabit tries to run away. The female widabit starts chasing after the male widabit.]

Fluttershy: Oh dear. We can't just rush things that are natural.

Edd: I'm afraid she's right. We can't expect them to join them together in an instant.

Sonic: I bet we can get these two together. We just need to set the right mood.

Eddy: Right, the sooner these two lovebirds leave, the sooner we don't have to worry about Sonic living with us next.

[Scene Change: Sonic's Shack, day.]

[The Shack is turned into a restaurant-style place. Sonic, Tails and Amy are wearing suits, with Tails playing the violin. Amy lights up a candle. Sonic brings a meal to the widabits, who continue to snarl at each other. ]

Boggy B: Ready...

[Sonic brings a meal to the widabits, who continue to snarl at each other.]

Sonic: Ahem. Good evening, lovebirds. Our special tonight is a herb-crusted talapio with mango chutney glaze, ooh! Finished off with a generous helping of Circle K nacho cheese. With a side of McDonald's fries, a large 30 oz Dr. Pepper, and for dessert: a key lime pie.

[The two Widabits attack each other, throwing Sonic off his feet. Sonic lands on his head and the falling food plate covers him in food. He grunts in anger while Amy looks in shock at the widabits. While the widabits run around the shack, they ram into Tails and his violin, knocking him over and covering him in widabit drool. A Spy Bot emerges into the shack in secret.]

Fluttershy: I think you might've made them mad!

Zaktan: How are we suppose to know? It's a brand new species all together, like the rahi for instance.

[Scene Change: Nixel lair, day.]

[King Nixel & Major Nixel are watching the footage of the two widabits damaging Sonic's Shack.]

King Nixel: They're so ugly they deserve to be extinct. And those Widabits are disturbingly ugly, too. But Prehaps they can be worthy mounts. [Laughs] Sonic and his dopey friends won't know what hit them when I put my diabolical plan in motion.

Major Nixel: I'll get to my Soldiers at the ready.

[Scene Change: Sonic's Shack, day.]

[Sonic, Tails and Amy & Team Crossovers are trying to push the male widabit back into the shack.]

Fluttershy: I'm afraid they need to be back at their nesting ground. I think the scented candles made these creatures mad.

Tails: If you had just used scented candles like I said...

Sonic: They were scented! The package said "fresh air"!

Tails: That's not a scent! What are you, some kinda rube, Sonic?

Sonic: Don't blame the candle! We should be talking about the real issue: Your substandard violin playing.

Amy: Keep it down! You're upsetting this rare delicate creature. Now let's give him a good shove.

[The widabit kicks his back legs at the Sonic, Tails and Amy, and runs away.]

Sonic: [Angrily] Oh. Are you happy now Tails? We just lost our bachelor!

Tails: [Angrily] How can I be happy? Until we get rid of that thing, I'm stuck with you trashing my place and watching The Real Housewife of Gogoba Village!

Sonic: Oh-oh. You think living with you is a picnic?! Ever look up "neat-freak" in the dictionary?! Because if you did, you'd find a series of words that describe what a neat-freak is, which also describes you!

[The Communicators beep.]

Sticks: [On Commuincator] Come quick! The Nixels have gone ballistic!

[Sonic and Tails grunt at each other.]

[Scene Change: Village Center, day.]

(Idols (EDM Mashup) playing as battle background music).

[Knuckles and Sticks are dealing with the Nixels while King Nixel & Major Nixel watches. Two Nixels fire lasers at Knuckles. He runs and dodges them. Sticks throws her boomerang, defeating one of the Nixel. After the boomerang returns to Sticks, Sticks joins Knuckles at his side.]

Major Nixel: You'll never stop my new improved Ball Bot. They're virtually indestructible!

[A Nixel in a Ball Bot bounces towards Sticks and Knuckles. Knuckles deals with it in one punch. The Ball Bot immediately after explodes in mid-air.]

Major Nixel: (seeing King Nixel glaring at him) I did say virtually.

[Sonic, Tails and Amy & Team Crossovers arrive.]

Flain: Nixels! Of course! Be ready!

Sonic: Alright, a Nixel fight. I've been looking to get out some aggression!

[Sonic spin attacks three Nixels on Crab Bots, but stops in his tracks when he notices a widabit standing in his way.]

King Nixel: Warrant beast on the field. Don't worry, I got this.

Major Nixel: I'm a firing mah laser!

[Nixels presses a button and begins charging his Eggmobile's laser. Coincidentally Fastidious Beaver arrives, protecting the widabit.]

Fastidious: By decree of the Endangered Species Coalition, this is now a protected area. You need to move your little battle elsewhere.

Major Nixel: Get bend, beaver. We don't have to take orders from you. No wonder scram you pesky hillbilly!

Sonic: Look. It's an endangered species. Let's just move over here and be out of its way. [Walks to the side]

King Nixel: Well, I'm staying right here, I'm not leaving until their either extinct or mounts for the Nixels!

Sonic: Well, I'll be battling over here.

[They both stare at each other.]

King Nixel: Ugh, fine. [Moves to the side] Ready to be decimated, Mixels, Crossovers & Sonic?

[The widabit walks in front of Sonic. Fastidious follows to protect it. The other members of Team Sonic drop their arms and groan.]

Major Nixel: Oh for the love of Pete...! Why are we even protecting this thing? It clearly wants to be destroyed! It keeps wandering in front of lasers!

Fastidious: The ESC now declares this a protected area.

King Nixel: [Angrily] This is what happens when bureaucracy gets involved. I'll be the judge of that. (snap his fingers)

(An Army of angry Nixels quickly surround & ambush the Heroes, the Widabit & Fastidious into a wave of Nixels, while the rest are screaming, struggling to try & break free, while the Mixels continue to use teamwork to try & stomp out as many Nixels as possible.)

Fluttershy: (trying to move the Widabit away) Oh my goodness! Stay close! (Hearing the Widabit) Hm? Are you sure? Ok. Stay here... (flies into the woods)

Avak: Fluttershy! Where are you going?!

Boggy B: (trying to swat away the oncoming Nixels, while getting aboard the wooden boats) Get your anchors out of your pants or something!

Edd: (while being tossed around with the group by the Nixels) This is becoming ludicrous! A Few months of natural waiting is all I asked!

Sharx: (hanging onto a wooden boat with the group) Whoa! Batten down the hatches, everybody! (Seeing the Nixels have torn apart the boat) Were taking on water, everybody! (Hanging onto the group) I want my mommy, everybody!

Sonic: If I never see a widabit again, it'll be too soon.

[A rumble is heard from the village. A large horde of widabits come charging towards the Wave of Nixels.]

Newsers: Fluttershy?!

Fluttershy: (leading the charge) I'm so very sorry, but this has to work!

Tails: Looks like my attraction call might've worked too well.

[The villagers start screaming and running away as the widabits approach the Wave of Nixels.]

Amy: Everyone! Please remain calm! Your screams of terror are upsetting these serenely majestic creatures!

Major Nixel: Nixel Overboard!

[The widabits knocking the Nixels up in the air during their charge, while also knocks the heroes & King Nixel & Major Nixel into high ground on the buildings.]

Skulzy: Climb, me maties! Climb! (The heroes proceed to climb higher with the villagers to safety, while waves of Nixels & Widabits continue to rage against each other)

[Seeing the Nixels are getting pushed backwards by the widabits, Team Crossovers quickly gets to saving the villagers, helping them on top of the buildings. The widabits & Nixels group then charges at Beth the Shrew, but Sonic moves her out of the way. Tails grabs Mrs. Vandersnout's hands and hoists her up, avoiding the stampede. He puts her on top of a hut to protect her. Lady Walrus' family picnic is the next to be invaded by the widabits. Knuckles, however, emerges out of the ground next to the picnic and creates a wall of dirt, separating the stampede. Next, Lady Goat tries to climb up a tree, but fails. Sticks, however, runs up the tree with her legs on the branch and hanging upside down while she pulls Lady Goat up, keeping her safe.]

Major Nixel: So much for our mount idea.

[Scene Change: Outside Sonic's Shack, day.]

[Team Sonic, Team Crossovers, and Fastidious Beaver run arrives on the beach to find the horde of widabits. The female widabit in Sonic's shack snarls at the newly arrived male widabits.]

Sonic: I thought you two said these things were endangered.

Twilight Sparkle: And where did they came from?

Fluttershy: (giggles nervously) Well, the widabit did explain to me that there are more of their kind so I decided to help find the others to push away these bad Nixels that threaten the poor creatures.

Fastidious: [Reads the book] Actually, if there are more than fifty, they can be legally relocated to a new area, such as a farm, glue factory, or nature preserves.

Tails: [Excitedly] And Sonic could move back into his shack!

White Spy: Quick, how many Widabits are there?

[Sonic runs around the horde of widabit.]

Sonic: [Annoyed] Ah, crud. Including the female, I could only count forty-nine.

Knuckles: Don't feel bad, Sonic. That's higher than I can count.

Tails: There's gotta be another widabit somewhere, but how do we find it?

Sticks: These things got a pretty pungent musk. My expert snozzle should be able to track one down.

Fluttershy: Um... ok?

[Scene Change: Seaside Island, jungle, day.]

[Sticks sniffs and crawls across the ground. The rest of Team Sonic and Team Crossovers follow her.]

Sticks: Whoa. Something rank up ahead. Either we're getting closer to a widabit, or we're passing Gogoba village.

[Sticks carries on.]

Sonic: [To Amy] We gotta find a fiftieth widabit. I can't keep living with Tails. Everyday he writes a list of chores to do on his chore board. Thankfully he's never assigned to any of me, but still, it's an eyesore.

Tails: [Angrily to Knuckles] Sonic's driving me bonkers. The guy can't even tell the difference between a stationary laser reflector and a multi-faceted laser refractor.

Knuckles: [Laughs] Yeah, words.

Ed: Bingo!

Gurgle: The Ed found something! What is it?

[Suddenly, Tails, Knuckles and the rest of Team Sonic and Team Crossovers cover their noses and cough.]

Amy: [Muffling] Sweet, merciful landfills. What is that awful smell?!

Sticks: It's number fifty!

SpongeBob: You sure about that? There's slobber everywhere.

Ed: It smells like my bedroom & bathroom last year.

[A spluttering widabit is shown.]

Sonic: Go ahead, Tails. Go get him.

Tails: I prefer my lunch to stay in my stomach, thank you very much.

Sonic: Well how else is he going to get back to my shack?

Tails: Figure it out yourself. I'm done doing your dirty work.

Shantae: Guys, stop! I think this sleepover problem has gotten into your heads. You two need to talk things out.

Fluttershy: You might be right. Something must be done about this mean argument.

Amy: What do we say we let these two sort this out.

Knuckles: You'll have to speak up! My nose is pinched!

Edd: Coming?

Eddy: What are they gonna do now? Make each other a sweater?

[Amy sighs and walks off. Knuckles and Sticks walk with them & Team Crossovers, leaving Sonic and Tails staring angrily at each other.]

Sonic: You know, you're being a real doughnut-hole, Tails! With all of your chores list. Why can't you be more relaxed & carefree?

Tails: You're the doughnut-hole, doughnut-hole! And besides you should be more responsible on cleaning up messes instead of making them!

Sonic & Tails: Your the worst roommate!

[Sinister music plays as they both glare at each other. The music eventually stops and the glaring turns to laughter.]

Sonic: Oh man! What are we thinking? I guess we're both kind of doughnut-holes, aren't we?

Tails: Maybe best friends don't have to be best room-mates. Sorry I flipped out about you being a messy roommate.

Sonic: Maybe not. And I'm sorry that I went coo coo crazy about you being a neat freak. Put it there?

[Sonic tries to give Tails a handshake. Instead, Tails hugs Sonic. Sonic gets uncomfortable.]

Sonic: Okay. Too long. Getting weird. [They let go] So, let's move this beast. Shame we don't have your widabit call handy.

Tails: That's it! I can load up the call sound down to my Communicator!

[Tails presses a button on his Communicator, activating the widabit sound. However, he gets chased by the fiftieth widabit. Tails tries to run away, but Sonic rushes over and carries Tails, with the fiftieth widabit following them.]

[Scene Change: Outside Sonic's Shack, day.]

[Fastidious Beaver continues to read his book when Knuckles, Amy and Sticks arrive. Sonic, carrying Tails, rushes in as well.]

Sonic: Move it or lose it, people!

[Sonic throws Tails up in the air and runs from the fiftieth widabit. Flying, Tails breathes a sigh of relief. A light then flashes on Tails' Communicator, which is still playing the widabit call. Tails looks at his Communicator but screams as he notices several widabits looking angrily up to him. He flies down next to Sonic's Shack and presses a button on his Communicator, canceling out the widabit call. The fiftieth widabit halts next to Tails. Tails stands back and Sonic moves in as the female widabit and the fiftieth widabit confront each other. Sonic and Tails both get excited as the two widabits fall in love, then move in to Sonic's Shack. Knuckles, Amy and Sticks & Team Crossovers move closer to Sonic and Tails.]

Fluttershy: Aww, so adorable.

Amy: We did it! True love conquers all. Right, Sonic?

Sonic: [Miserably] Yeah, sure, whatever. [Normally] And now that there's fifty of them, I can have my shack back, and we can haul these guys off to a nature preserve.

Amy: And we'll get right on that. As soon as those two lovebirds finish their courting ritual.

Sonic: How long will that take?

Fastidious: About a week.

Sonic: Hm, wha?

Sticks: Looks like you two are still room-mates.

Knuckles: I think you mean you three? [Whispers to Tails] I've been living under your porch.

Tails: You can't live under my porch!

Knuckles: I'll take that as an invitation to move into the house with you and Sonic. I know a couple opossums that will be sorry to see me go. But it's worth it. Let's go home, roomies!

[Tails grunts in annoyance]

SpongeBob: (to Sonic & Tails, after seeing Tails is annoyed) On second thought, you two can stay with us instead.

Fluttershy: It's the least we can do to help.

[[Tails sigh in relief as the screen fades to black.]

The End!