This is the 9th Episode of Archie Sonic the Hedgehog: Crossover

Main All Star Heroes: Spongebob, Bouncer & Harold

Main Villains: Dr. Robotnik & Plankton

Story #1: Transcript

Attacks All Folks (Part 1)

(In Robotnik's HQ)

Plankton: (notices a Swatbot with Crabmeat in his hands) What do you want?

SWATbot: (holding Crabmeat) Sonic the Hedgehog comic books we're found in the possession of this crabmeat robot, oh flabby leader!

Dr. Robotnik Prime: WHAT?! You have broken one of Robotnik's rules! (points to rule #1: No reading) And you know what the penalty is...

Crabmeat: (gulps)

SWATbot: (chuckles) Oh boy! I love seeing other bots get punished!

Plankton: Ya think?

Dr. Robotnik Prime: (goes up to the Spare parts separator, which is a metal shredder machine) A one-way trip to the spare parts separator!

Crabmeat: B-but, M-master! I did it for you!

SWATbot: Ha! A likely story!

Crabmeat: No--really!

Plankton: Well what is it?

Crabmeat: I thought, "What if Dr. Robotnik had super-powered robots to defeat Sonic and the Freedom Fighters?"

Plankton: And Spongebob and the All Stars?

Crabmeat: Haven't thought about that.

SWATbot: (giggles) Into the chopper with him!

Dr. Robotnik Prime: Hmm...super-powered 'bots, eh? That would require lots of spare parts!

Crabmeat: Y-y-yessir!

Plankton: Alright, let's get to work.

Dr. Robotnik Prime: Then I don't mind parting with you both! (puts Crabmeat & the SWATbot into the spare parts separator, grinding both bots into scrap metal)

SWATbot: Hey! What the--Oh no! I'm partly gone! (got shredded)

(A Few days later...)

Dr. Robotnik Prime & Plankton: (at the great forest)

SWATbot: (has it's movie camera ready)

Dr. Robotnik Prime: (holding a piece of ribbon) Greetings! This is Ivo Robotnik coming to you in full color on RBV from the edge of the great forest! Today marks a milestone of Corruption!...

????: What do you say we skip the speech and cut to the chase? (appears to be Sonic)

Plankton: It's him!

Dr. Robotnik Prime: Gadzooks! That voice it's...

Sonic: (zooms passes Robotnik)

Dr. Robotnik Prime: (got pushed back) --Soneeyow! (falls to the ground)

Sonic: Not "Soneeeyow," Tubbo...Sonic!

(Then the All Star Freedom Fighters appears)

Spongebob: And the All Star Freedom Fighters have arrived!

Sonic: You really didn't I'd let you destroy the woods and build a toxic dump, did you?

Dr. Robotnik Prime: As a matter of fact...(turns on his flashlight & shines it up to the sky with a signal shaped like Robotnik's head) ...We knew you'd come here to stop us!

Plankton: Now Robotnik will signal him so he can put a stop to you!

Sonic: Him?

Spongebob: Who?

(Suddendly a a humanoid caped robot named "Botman" appears & it drops down from the sky)

Botman: BOTMAN! (lands)

Sonic: What-man?

Dr. Robotnik Prime: No...'Botman'!

Plankton: What? Are you kidding? You mean your trying to make badniks that are based on other comic superheroes?

Dr. Robotnik Prime: You got it.

Botman: And I'm here to kick your butt, man! (kicks Sonic aside)

Sonic: OUCH!

Dr. Robotnik Prime: Ho ho ho!

Spongebob: (gasps as he noticed that Botman said the same thing from his bully in Boating School, "Flats")

Spongebob: How does that bot said the same thing when the bully named "Flats the Flounder". And I didn't say 2 words to the guy, I said 3. What am I gonna do?

Harold: Spongebob, look out!

Spongebob: (turns to see Botman up close) Huh?

Botman: (kicks Spongebob aside)

Spongebob: Ow! That hurt!

Bouncer: Are you alright?

Spongebob: Yeah, I'm ok!

Sonic: That does it! The kid gloves are off!

Dr. Robotnik: Never laid a glove on you!

Sonic: Comin' at you, X-Factory 250 miles per hour! (rushes at Botman at super speed, only to be reflected by the armor of its stomach) Oofah!

Botman: Let's see how fast you go in reverse!

Spongebob: Now!

(Then the All Stars tackles Botman from behind, pinning Botman to the ground, crushing Botman)

Plankton: (notices the lens cap on the camera) Huh?!

Hank: We got him!

(Suddendly Botman blows everyone away with powerful punches)

Spongebob: Ow!

Squidward: That had to hurt & it did.

Dr. Robotnik Prime: That's it-zoom in on Sonic as he quivers! pan over to me as I snicker!...

Plankton: What a ham...

Dr. Robotnik Prime: Dolly left and pull back to a wide shot with Botman, heldng an All Star up high!

SWATbot: (does all those panning on everyone starting from Sonic to Botman)

Dr. Robotnik Prime: Slow fade to black! I like being a power hungry tyrant...but what I really want to do is Direct!

Spongebob: (suddendly awake) Direct this! (suddendly spindashes at Botman, secretly dismantling Botman from the inside)

Sonic: (suddendly awake, doing a Sonic Spin at Botman)

Plankton: What the barnicles?!

(the rest of the All Stars follows Spongebob & Sonic as he attacks Botman once more)

Dr. Robotnik Prime: Egad! They're all playing possum!

Sonic: Okay, Beavis N' Bothead...let's see you handle a Sonic Spin!

Botman: Hope you brought your sleeping's going to be a longgg night!

Duncan: Yeah, for you that is.

(Sonic, Spongebob & the All Stars battled against Botman, secretly dismantling Botman's robot parts from the inside, causing a fight cloud to appear)

(When the fight cloud dissapears, we see that Botman triumph, standing over a down-and-out Sonic, with the All Star Freedom Fighters struggling on their feet)

Spongebob: (panting)

Dr. Robotnik: I trust all you freedom fighters are watching this live telecast...or perhaps Sonic's not so live anymore!

Plankton: Um, they're not watching your actions, only blackness, because of that (points to the camera which has the lens cap on)

Dr. Robotnik Prime: The camera's broken?!

Plankton: No, this. [takes off lens cap]

Dr. Robotnik Prime: What? Who put that lens cap there?

Patrick: Oh yeah, that was me!

Dr. Robotnik Prime: (looks shocked) Gadzooks, Patrick! Did you just put that on?!

Patrick: Yup, because I didn't want you two to lose it, (puts the lens cap back on the camera) I put it there right before you started filming.

Dr. Robotnik Prime: [Goes insane like Spongebob did in a Spongebob Squarepants episode called "Mermaid Man & Barnicle Boy VI: The Motain Picture", lifts up piece of ground, and eats worms on bottom side.]

Ed, Edd & Eddy: Robotnik's gone mad!

B: (thinks about Robotnik's insane behavior & then shrugs)

Spongebob: This is our chance! Looks like a job for...(spins around, changing into his Super Sponge outfit) FRY BOY: Defender of the Krabby Patties!

All: Whao!

Bouncer: Alright!

Harold: That's what I'm talking about!

Spongebob: It's time to fight against Robotnik & Plankton...FOR JUSTICE!!!

Attacks All Folks (Part 2)

Plankton: Well, at least it can't get any worse.

Crabmeat: Hold on a second, oh oval one...what's this pile of robot parts doing over here?

Dr. Robotnik Prime: Hmm...these are the components I used to build 'Botman!

Plankton: What?

Crabmeat: It's as if he'd been gutted!

???: You got it! (pushes Botman, causing Botman to topples over & break apart) (appears to be Sonic, who had played possum once again to trick Robotnik once more & the one pushed Botman)

Eddy: Gotcha!

Dr. Robotnik Prime: Sonic is alive and well!

Crabmeat: And 'Botman is an empty shell !

Sonic: Exactly! Faster than the eye could see, Spongebob & I took him apart and then I posed his husk just to drive you bonkers!

Spongebob: And thanks to Patrick putting the lens cap on right before you started filming, you've gone even more bonkers!

Dr. Robotnik Prime: (snorts) Why you (pants) Light blue (wheezes) Impromptu--whoof...

Sonic: Admit it, motor mouth...your super bot was a super bust.

Ezekiel: And please clean your nostrils eh? It really stinks, yo.

Dr. Robotnik Prime: HA! I'm not done yet! I have all of Crabmeat's comic books to inspire me!

Spongebob: Uh-oh!

Sonic: That could mean trouble!

Crabmeat: Especially if he bends the covers!

Bouncer: I bet if we all took down each robot that you through with us.

Plankton: Deal.

Spongebob: Alright, we're ready!

Harold: (notices a truck backing up, driving by a SWATbot) Gosh! Look!

Dr. Robotnik Prime: Yes! I've already ordered a second super-powered 'Bot from the factory... bring him!

Crabmeat: Um...excuse me, your flabbiness!

Dr. Robotnik Prime: (ignors Crabmeat) You'll marvel at how vicious this one is, Hedgehog! (holding a comic book)

SWATbot: Stand back! (opens the truck from the back)

Crabmeat: Uh, master...

Sonic: Yipe!

All Stars: (notices the super bot coming out of the truck's trunk, offscreen) (tries their best not to laugh, but fails, except the Giants who know that it's not funny)

Plankton: What's so funny?

Crabmeat: It sees there's been a slight communications glitch! Instead of sending a wolverine bot...they sent a Wolvurkel 'Bot!

Wolvurkel Bot: (appears from the truck) (singing) Huh--huh--(snorks)

Plankton: You've sent that?!

Dr. Robotnik Prime: Oh no!

Sonic: HAW! (laughing)

Duncan: Look of the size of the bot's glasses. They're huge. Not even more geekier than Harold's

Harold: Hey!

Dr. Robotnik Prime: (stomping on Crabmeat) Another Robotnik rule broken...No Laughing!

Spongebob: We'll leave this bot for now. He won't do any harm.

Sonic: (notices something familliar about the Wolvurkel Bot) Hmmm...your voice sounds familiar!

Noah: Although aparently that robot named Wolvurkel Bot did sound like the Classic Sonic from the 1991 original game of the Sonic the Hedgehog 1 & if I know better that could be his Classic voice.

Dr. Robotnik Prime: (Looking through the comic books) BAH! This isn't helping my image!...Hmm...Image...aha! Just the superhero I need! (summons Spawnmover which it's a giant humanoid lawnmower, cutting down the great forest) Behold, Sonic & All ultimate new wave bot...the awesome SPAWNMOWER!

Sonic & All Stars: (notices the size of Spawnmower)

Sonic: Holy toddledo! He's cutting down the great forest!

Spongebob: Come on, let's go!

Bouncer: Yeah! We've got to stop the Spawnmower!

Sonic: Luckily, he stops every few panels to strike a pin-up pose!

All Star Freedom Fighters: (distracting Spawnmower)

Sonic: That gives me just enough time to yank the spark plug wire! (pulls the spark plug off of Spawnmower, causing the machine to shut down)

Plankton: He made the machine stall !

Dr. Robotnik Prime: I hate that hedgehog!

Crabmeat: (notices Sonic & the All Star Freedom Fighters pushing the Spawnmower) Now what's he up to?

Spongebob: What else?...We've got to push thing off the nearest convenient cliff !

Owen: This thing is really heavy. But we can do this !

(Spongebob & the All Star Freedom Fighters pushes Spawnmover off the cliff)

Spongebob: Bye bye, Spawnmover!

Sonic: This character's really over the edge!

Bouncer: Give us all you've got.

(Montage begins)

Dr. Robotnik Prime: I'm not finished sending mechanical super heroes at you yet, Sonic & All Stars! Here comes: MAGBOT-- "Freedom Fighter Fighter!"

Magbot: (appears & snarls)

Sonic & the All Star Freedom Fighters: (battles against Magbot & wins)

Sonic: A valiant try, but no go, robo!

Thumpback: Yeah, and I don't think it stand a chance against my anchor! (holds up his Anchor)

Spongebob: Who's next?

Dr. Robotnik Prime: Harumph! From the golden age, I revive: CAPTAIN MARBOT!

Captain Marbot: (appears) Shazham!

Sonic & the All Star Freedom Fighters: (battles against Captain Marbot & wins)

Sonic: My favorite Snack! Chili dogs with big red cheese!

Owen: Mmmm, Chili Dogs!

Patrick: Mmm, Big red cheese!

Spongebob: Any more bots?

Dr. Robotnik Prime: (getting bored) (sighs) Behold my final one: MIGHTY BOT!

Mighty Bot: (appears) (sings) Here I come to spoil the day!

Sonic & the All Star Freedom Fighters: (battles against Mighty Bot & wins)

LeShawna: More like we're gonna seize the YOU! You had this coming for this season!

Sonic: That was one tough mouse! I just barely squeaked by!

(End of Montage)

Boggy B: I have to admit, those super bots are strong, but they're no match for the All Stars, Sonic & my Bazooka! (holds up his Bazooka)

(We see Sonic & the All Stars stands on top of a huge pile of robotic parts)

Sonic: You're through, Robotnik! Look at this Huge stack of Rubble! We smashed everyone of your Super Bots! Now for YOU!

Plankton: Oh no, not again!

Dr. Robotnik Prime: No--don't ! Mercy!!

Sonic: I didn't know you spoke French...(suddendly slips on Oil) WHOOOP! (falls down) Oof! Ow! Umf!

Spongebob: Sonic! (he & the All Stars goes down the pile carefully)

Dr. Robotnik Prime: Ho ho ho! Sonic slipped on some oil that leaked from a broken bot! I can escape...(hops onto Crabmeat) Hiyo Crabmeat!!! (grabs a whip & whips at Crabmeat, getting him to carry Robotnik back)

Crabmeat: Oi.

Plankton: (sighs) We'll be back, but this time I will not go easy on you! (runs off)

Cody: Sonic, are you ok?

Sonic: (groans) (holding a story book) I forgot the golden rule of super hero stories...

Reidak: And what's that?

Sonic: The bad guy always gets away at the end!

Spongebob: We'll get them next time.

Harold: Yeah!

Bouncer: We'll be ready!

(Later, back in Knothole Village...)

(They're at the table)

Sally: We salute your supe effort, Sonic! You too All Star Freedom Fighters!

Sonic: Shucks...t'weren't nothin'!

STH Rotor: Nothin'? All those inside jakes are bound to make this story highly collectible!

Spongebob: Anyways, it's time to get some rest.

Rarity: I do believe your right, I really love some beauty sleep.

Tails: Don't bag us up yet! This issue isn't over yet!

Jo: What did you say?

The End

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